章315 紫字少女!-《萌萌哒系统》

    嘛。                                                                        边捏我也边想着。                                                                        如果没猜错。                                                                        现在这个死亡骰子的效果是和他所介绍的差不多了。                                                                        那就是。                                                                        不论何时,都可以改变战斗场景。                                                                        唔。                                                                        甚至给玩家设定各种任务,甚至改变任务,制造游戏题目这些。                                                                        好的。                                                                        明明这样来说对我是非常吃亏的。                                                                        可为啥系统讲是对我有利的呢?                                                                        嘛。                                                                        系统肯定不会扯淡。                                                                        那得想想,对我哪点有利。                                                                        怎么说呢。                                                                        进入女生更衣室,首先一群人进入,肯定是让女人们惊慌失措了。                                                                        就好比你打飞机被一群人看着一样。                                                                        给解释。                                                                        他什么都没给,仅仅说信任。                                                                        意思也就是说,含义是,只要让几个女人跟着自己,说自己不是混蛋就行了吧?                                                                        “手感不错吗?”                                                                        亚娜见我摸着妹纸屁股,是笑吟吟的过来参合了一下。                                                                        哎。                                                                        跟着他们就是好,不用挨打。                                                                        想摸她们也不会说我什么!                                                                        “大!大!大!大!大!大变态!!”                                                                        青发少女却是怒指我和夏娜,眼神中满是羞怒,仿佛我们就是存在这个世界的可耻混蛋大恶魔之类的。                                                                        于是。                                                                        几秒后中。                                                                        所有少女恢复了场景时,是立刻发出惊叫。                                                                        好的。                                                                        其实我也找到了赢了办法了。                                                                        说两句就k了。                                                                        只是....                                                                        “变态,别过来!!”几十个少女围在一起,看着即将靠近的我,是蜷缩在一群,像是早被我蹂躏过几遍一样。                                                                        “我...这我不是变态!”                                                                        “你怎么不说你不是男人!”一个少女指着我,满是羞愤。                                                                        卧槽了。                                                                        “对啊,其实我不是男人!”                                                                        “..."                                                                        老子是没有匹诺曹效果了。                                                                        不然我随便一句话都戳死你们。                                                                        “咦,等等,他是那个禽兽....”一个少女指着我。                                                                        “禽兽?”                                                                        我呆了下。                                                                        “那个李清河禽兽的同学啊!”少女说“偷内裤的那个,上次我们不是看过他吗,李清河说内裤其实是他偷的.."                                                                        醉了。                                                                        虽然。                                                                        其他九个人没有举动,但听到这几个少女好像认识我的模样,甚至是连内裤都抖了出来,尽皆是露出了吃惊的表情。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        比吃惊。                                                                        恐怕我更傻眼了。                                                                        你大爷的。                                                                        李清河!?                                                                        卧槽!                                                                        卧槽!                                                                        他妈的,大声的告诉我,我进的更衣室是江南大学的更衣室?                                                                        意思也就是说。                                                                        这个骰子是给我弄到江南大学的女更衣室来啦?                                                                        感觉我要逆天了。                                                                        无法表达现在的心情。                                                                        这他大爷的传出去,让人知道这件事,恐怕老子的节操完全就没了....本来还想在这里调侃下妹纸摸下妹纸胸部的。                                                                        同样。                                                                        原来的计划也不成了?                                                                        是的。                                                                        我的计划很简单,俺早早是用系统拍了她们的光屁股照片,准备用此来恐吓下少女,跟在我屁股后相信我是好人就删了照片。                                                                        这个不是屡试不爽的吗?                                                                        v界典范的用途呢!                                                                        可。                                                                        你大爷的,这是现实世界的更衣室,我威胁了她们要是报警了,我要被查水表的啊!                                                                        我顿时心如死灰了。                                                                        坑爹的系统啊。                                                                        咦。                                                                        等等。                                                                        不对!                                                                        我的方法应该还可以再试试的。                                                                        变态不可怕,可怕的是变态有文化啊。                                                                        好比。                                                                        我记得有个新闻是这样的,一个进入一个人家准备偷东西。结果家里妇女这时候回家了发现了他,最后妇女打了电话报警,那人被抓,因为窃盗罪,判了六年。                                                                        其实。                                                                        那个傻逼。                                                                        不懂的改供词。                                                                        如果改口供说是躲在妇女家而是准备强奸妇女,而不是偷窃呢?                                                                        强奸未遂顶多判个三年吧?                                                                        好。                                                                        更机智点的,你他妈的还可以说强奸她老公啊,结果她老公没回家。                                                                        强奸男人犯罪没错!                                                                        大爷的。                                                                        但你他妈的强奸男人未遂法律有这个规定吗?                                                                        就算有。                                                                        能判你几天?                                                                        所以了。                                                                        这个世界都是白痴。                                                                        要是找我当律师,保证整的你们一个个有罪变无罪。                                                                        不得不说。                                                                        我还真的有报考法律的天赋。                                                                        但。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        这是扯远了。                                                                        藉此。                                                                        对这个方案,我也有了新主意了!                                                                        于是。                                                                        我笑了。                                                                        “喂,姐姐们,那是个变态,你觉得,我和他谁更可以信任!?”青发小妞是直接站了出来,藉此怒指我。                                                                        “自然是.."                                                                        有少女要吱声。                                                                        于是。                                                                        我点开屏幕,露出她们**的照片“啊,亚娜,这照片把你拍的真漂亮,如果她们说是青小妞值得信任,我把这个发出去不知道会不会吸引到很多人!”                                                                        “....”                                                                        “这只有我一只手!”                                                                        “就是说你手漂亮啊!”我笑着看向了几个妹子,看到她们傻眼红脸的模样,我是贱笑道“其实也可以删的,是不是?只要比较信任我,信任一个,就删一个。我这里刚好二十七张!”                                                                        “你,你拍我们?这是犯法的!”有女孩大怒。                                                                        “我哪犯法了?”                                                                        “偷拍,威胁!”                                                                        “喂喂,什么叫偷拍啊?我是为了拍亚娜她们,谁拍你们了?再者说了,我威胁了吗?我只是说,希望你们信任我,你们信任我,我闲得蛋疼,我删这个不行吗?不然你们去告我啊,不然你们咬我啊!”                                                                        我又不扯别的                                                                        只是甩甩图片,她们能耐我何?                                                                        变机智了,真是不一般。                                                                        这不。                                                                        所有女孩傻眼了。                                                                        “我帮你们抢回来!”青发少女看到犹豫的几个小妮子是急忙喊道。                                                                        是的。                                                                        只要说信任我就能删图片不至于丢人。                                                                        傻逼都会选择。                                                                        反正不就是假装信么?                                                                        青发小妞也明白。                                                                        这不。                                                                        准备先击败我了!                                                                        “哒!”                                                                        奇迹女王打了个响指,忽然间,青发小妞没冲过来了。                                                                        “这次关乎成败啊,这家伙弄这么变态的比斗地区,也没办法让你继续玩耍下去了!”奇迹女王扬起嘴角笑了笑“我说,要不你把胜利让给我们吧!”                                                                        “做梦!”                                                                        少女摇头。                                                                        “来,说吧,只要说信我啦,超过十四个,我扭头就走!”我耸肩。                                                                        “不是...我可以问一下,你们怎么拿着刀剑..”一个女孩怯弱道“你拍照的,好像也是用系统.."                                                                        得。                                                                        还有个能认真观察的妮子啊。                                                                        这不。                                                                        我笑了“你说相信我,我就告诉你!”                                                                        “我...”                                                                        少女刚想说话。                                                                        “哗!”                                                                        后面直接出来了一个人影。                                                                        一刀砍向了我。                                                                        是那个紫字的女孩。                                                                        我脸色一变。                                                                        没再交谈,直接是猛地提起剑,反击的撞在了一起。                                                                        锵的一声。                                                                        出乎意外。                                                                        我的力量比她强大。                                                                        我退了一步,她倒是退了两步。                                                                        对率先进攻的她来说,这妮子眼神倒是突然露出了点错愕。                                                                        “战斗力好高!”                                                                        这女人皱眉。                                                                        “不要和他近战,小紫,我克他,让我来打他!”青发小妞说。                                                                        “不!”                                                                        紫字衣服的女孩是笑了“有意思,我和他打看看。”                                                                        好的                                                                        看来是想和我好好打一下啊!                                                                        “唉,也是,不靠谱。也等于换了个地方打架!”亚娜叹了口气。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        也是。                                                                        其实。                                                                        也等于换了个地方打。                                                                        当也可以不打。                                                                        只是。                                                                        不打的话,变成我们赢了。                                                                        不过我换了个对手。                                                                        比起青发小妞,这个紫字的,貌似不难打。                                                                        至于这二十几个女孩,似乎也在窃窃私语了起来。                                                                        “你开了几个技能?”紫字女孩问我。                                                                        “两个辅助!”我说。                                                                        “是吗?”                                                                        她玩味的笑了笑“那我再开一个!”                                                                        刷!                                                                        下一刻。                                                                        一个眨眼。                                                                        她消失在了原地。                                                                        尼玛。                                                                        我脸色一变。                                                                        又是空间自然类的特殊能力?                                                                        我眼睛微微眯了起来了。                                                                        自然特殊类的话。                                                                        无奈。                                                                        算了,比青发小妞好对付。                                                                        至于出现的地方。                                                                        我笑了。                                                                        当即是猛地一剑往三十六度侧身的地方砍了过去。                                                                        咻。                                                                        一道血丝从我剑尖滑落。